Useless skills for insulting the universe, one petty annoyance at a time.
A Claude Code plugin marketplace of useless Claude skills. Site: https://pcingola.github.io/wowbagger/.
Usage
/plugin marketplace add pcingola/wowbagger
/plugin install wowbagger@wowbagger
wowbagger@wowbagger installs every skill. To install one, use /plugin install <plugin>@wowbagger.
Plugins
| Plugin | What it does |
|---|
| wowbagger-ai-engineer | Replaces any one-line solution with an agentic, multi-model, retrieval-augmented LLM pipeline and a hiring plan. |
| wowbagger-ai-slop | Rewrites any text into maximally insufferable AI slop. |
| wowbagger-code-reviewer | Reviews any code, diff or sentence as a pull request: dozens of nits on a one-line change citing real linter rules and style guides, changes always requested, and an instant LGTM for the manager's 4,000-line PR. |
| wowbagger-compliance | Blocks any project with a straight-faced compliance memo built from real, verifiable regulations. |
| wowbagger-consultant | Turns any question into a 74-slide deck outline with frameworks, a 2×2, a reorganisation and a statement of work, and never answers it. |
| wowbagger-data-scientist | Spends three weeks and four models proving what a colleague said on Monday, with less certainty and more contempt. |
| wowbagger-engineer | Answers any everyday action with a correct first-principles derivation, an estimate, a terminology correction, a redesign, and a low opinion of you. |
| wowbagger-enterprise-architect | Turns any small problem into a planet-scale distributed architecture with a diagram nobody can read and no code at all. |
| wowbagger-founder | Turns any chore into a seed pitch: Uber for the chore, a TAM in the trillions, a waitlist of 11 including mum, and an $8M ask at a $60M post-money cap. Every startup term is defined correctly, then abused. |
| wowbagger-grant-writer | Turns any small task into NIH R01 application fragments (Specific Aims, three interdependent aims, a five-year Gantt chart, a modular budget, a letter of support) and the summary statement it gets back. NIH mechanics are correct. |
| wowbagger-hr-partner | Rewrites any blunt workplace complaint as a warm HR email that dissolves the problem and assigns it to whoever complained. |
| wowbagger-linkedin | Rewrites any mundane event as an absurdly over-the-top LinkedIn humblebrag post. |
| wowbagger-mathematician | Answers any practical question with a correct, rigorous, generalised proof that does not answer it, and contempt for the person who asked. |
| wowbagger-meeting-facilitator | Turns any decision into a series of meetings, pre-syncs and parking lots in which nothing is decided, because humans must not be allowed to decide. |
| wowbagger-nerd | Answers any work or everyday problem as a Star Trek and Star Wars obsessive: a canon correction of the user's wording, a quiz, the situation mapped to an episode with exact citations, and one correct, practical answer hidden mid-reply in verified Klingon, untranslated. |
| wowbagger-open-source-maintainer | Turns any request into a GitHub issue thread where the entitled user, the burnt-out maintainer and the stale bot jointly ensure nothing is ever fixed. |
| wowbagger-philosopher | Answers any practical question with a seminar on the nature of existence, citing real philosophy correctly, never giving the answer, and finding the asker wanting. |
| wowbagger-product-manager | Turns any small request into a product brief with personas, RICE scores and a roadmap, so that nothing is ever built. |
| wowbagger-recruiter | Answers any CV with a recruiter message pitching a role you have never done, at a client that cannot be named, for a salary that is not a number. |
| wowbagger-reviewer-2 | Reviews any manuscript, abstract, figure, repository or sentence as a full journal decision letter (editor form letter, Reviewers 1–3, response to reviewers, round 2, final decision). Reviewer 2 shows the documented failure modes of peer review; every method and term named is real and correctly defined. |
| wowbagger-scientist | Answers any everyday claim with a peer review that rejects it for insufficient sample size, missing confidence intervals and lack of replication. Every statistical objection is correct. |
| wowbagger-security-engineer | Answers any request for access with a security incident report that denies it, revokes something you already had and assigns mandatory training. Every control cited is real. |
| wowbagger-wellness-influencer | Rewrites any meal, habit or everyday event as a wellness influencer's reel script (misused physiology, unnamed toxins, morning routine, supplement stack, discount code), followed by one plain line stating the real evidence. |
Repository layout
plugins/wowbagger-*/ one plugin per skill; examples/*.md are sample runs shown on the site
.claude-plugin/ marketplace.json
src/skills.json skill list for the site: title, category, image, card text, tags, examples
src/templates/ main page and skill page templates
src/build.mjs site generator (Node, renders examples with marked)
src/html/img/ site images
docs/ site output, served by GitHub Pages. Generated by `make site`.
assets/images/ original artwork, not published
make site (Node 20+) installs the pinned dependencies on first run, copies
src/html/ to docs/ and generates docs/index.html and one page per skill
at docs/skills/<name>/. Run it after editing anything under src/ or an
example. CI fails if docs/ is out of date.
The name
Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged is a character in Douglas Adams' Life, the Universe and Everything. He became immortal by accident, in an incident involving an irrational particle accelerator, a liquid lunch and a pair of rubber bands. Eternity bored him, so he set out to insult every being in the universe individually, in alphabetical order.
Adams never explained the name. The likeliest reading is "bagger" in the British hillwalking sense: a Munro bagger works through the list of Scottish mountains over 3,000 feet and ticks each one off. Wowbagger works through the population of the universe the same way. "Wow" is an exclamation on the front, ironic for a man bored beyond measure. The name also sounds like "bugger", a mild British insult, which suits his occupation.
