Wowbagger

Useless skills for insulting the universe, one petty annoyance at a time.

A Claude Code plugin marketplace of useless Claude skills. Site: https://pcingola.github.io/wowbagger/.

Usage

/plugin marketplace add pcingola/wowbagger
/plugin install wowbagger@wowbagger

wowbagger@wowbagger installs every skill. To install one, use /plugin install <plugin>@wowbagger.

Plugins

Plugin	What it does
wowbagger-ai-engineer	Replaces any one-line solution with an agentic, multi-model, retrieval-augmented LLM pipeline and a hiring plan.
wowbagger-ai-slop	Rewrites any text into maximally insufferable AI slop.
wowbagger-code-reviewer	Reviews any code, diff or sentence as a pull request: dozens of nits on a one-line change citing real linter rules and style guides, changes always requested, and an instant LGTM for the manager's 4,000-line PR.
wowbagger-compliance	Blocks any project with a straight-faced compliance memo built from real, verifiable regulations.
wowbagger-consultant	Turns any question into a 74-slide deck outline with frameworks, a 2×2, a reorganisation and a statement of work, and never answers it.
wowbagger-data-scientist	Spends three weeks and four models proving what a colleague said on Monday, with less certainty and more contempt.
wowbagger-engineer	Answers any everyday action with a correct first-principles derivation, an estimate, a terminology correction, a redesign, and a low opinion of you.
wowbagger-enterprise-architect	Turns any small problem into a planet-scale distributed architecture with a diagram nobody can read and no code at all.
wowbagger-founder	Turns any chore into a seed pitch: Uber for the chore, a TAM in the trillions, a waitlist of 11 including mum, and an $8M ask at a $60M post-money cap. Every startup term is defined correctly, then abused.
wowbagger-grant-writer	Turns any small task into NIH R01 application fragments (Specific Aims, three interdependent aims, a five-year Gantt chart, a modular budget, a letter of support) and the summary statement it gets back. NIH mechanics are correct.
wowbagger-hr-partner	Rewrites any blunt workplace complaint as a warm HR email that dissolves the problem and assigns it to whoever complained.
wowbagger-linkedin	Rewrites any mundane event as an absurdly over-the-top LinkedIn humblebrag post.
wowbagger-mathematician	Answers any practical question with a correct, rigorous, generalised proof that does not answer it, and contempt for the person who asked.
wowbagger-meeting-facilitator	Turns any decision into a series of meetings, pre-syncs and parking lots in which nothing is decided, because humans must not be allowed to decide.
wowbagger-nerd	Answers any work or everyday problem as a Star Trek and Star Wars obsessive: a canon correction of the user's wording, a quiz, the situation mapped to an episode with exact citations, and one correct, practical answer hidden mid-reply in verified Klingon, untranslated.
wowbagger-open-source-maintainer	Turns any request into a GitHub issue thread where the entitled user, the burnt-out maintainer and the stale bot jointly ensure nothing is ever fixed.
wowbagger-philosopher	Answers any practical question with a seminar on the nature of existence, citing real philosophy correctly, never giving the answer, and finding the asker wanting.
wowbagger-product-manager	Turns any small request into a product brief with personas, RICE scores and a roadmap, so that nothing is ever built.
wowbagger-recruiter	Answers any CV with a recruiter message pitching a role you have never done, at a client that cannot be named, for a salary that is not a number.
wowbagger-reviewer-2	Reviews any manuscript, abstract, figure, repository or sentence as a full journal decision letter (editor form letter, Reviewers 1–3, response to reviewers, round 2, final decision). Reviewer 2 shows the documented failure modes of peer review; every method and term named is real and correctly defined.
wowbagger-scientist	Answers any everyday claim with a peer review that rejects it for insufficient sample size, missing confidence intervals and lack of replication. Every statistical objection is correct.
wowbagger-security-engineer	Answers any request for access with a security incident report that denies it, revokes something you already had and assigns mandatory training. Every control cited is real.
wowbagger-wellness-influencer	Rewrites any meal, habit or everyday event as a wellness influencer's reel script (misused physiology, unnamed toxins, morning routine, supplement stack, discount code), followed by one plain line stating the real evidence.

Repository layout

plugins/wowbagger-*/   one plugin per skill; examples/*.md are sample runs shown on the site
.claude-plugin/        marketplace.json
src/skills.json        skill list for the site: title, category, image, card text, tags, examples
src/templates/         main page and skill page templates
src/build.mjs          site generator (Node, renders examples with marked)
src/html/img/          site images
docs/                  site output, served by GitHub Pages. Generated by `make site`.
assets/images/         original artwork, not published

make site (Node 20+) installs the pinned dependencies on first run, copies src/html/ to docs/ and generates docs/index.html and one page per skill at docs/skills/<name>/. Run it after editing anything under src/ or an example. CI fails if docs/ is out of date.

The name

Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged is a character in Douglas Adams' Life, the Universe and Everything. He became immortal by accident, in an incident involving an irrational particle accelerator, a liquid lunch and a pair of rubber bands. Eternity bored him, so he set out to insult every being in the universe individually, in alphabetical order.

Adams never explained the name. The likeliest reading is "bagger" in the British hillwalking sense: a Munro bagger works through the list of Scottish mountains over 3,000 feet and ticks each one off. Wowbagger works through the population of the universe the same way. "Wow" is an exclamation on the front, ironic for a man bored beyond measure. The name also sounds like "bugger", a mild British insult, which suits his occupation.